Cut out for Morris?
Ever wondered about taking up Morris dancing but were too shy to ask?
Take our simple test to see if you’re ‘cut out for Morris’
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Are you awake?
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Are you older than 17 and younger than Jim (he’s 89)?
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Can you honestly say you’ve never embarrassed yourself in public?
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Do you find yourself skipping along the street when no-one’s looking (or even when they are)?
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Have you got two left feet (or two feet left)?
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Are you aware that a half gyp can give you a whole lot of jip?
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Has anyone ever said to you “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on”?
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Have your friends ever told you that you need to get out more?
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Have you got an ear for music, a nose for trouble and a head for heights?
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Are you going to delete this page from your browsing history?
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Are you fitter, fatter or faster than the average forty year old?
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Can you give one good reason why you shouldn’t dance the Morris?
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