Can you honestly say you've never embarrassed yourself in public?
Do you skip along the street when no-one’s looking (or even when they are)?
Have you got two left feet (or even two feet left)?
Have you got an ear for music, a nose for trouble and a head for heights?
Can you give one good reason why you shouldn’t dance the Morris?
Are you going to delete this page from your browsing history?
Are you aware that a half gyp can give you a whole lot of jip?
Has anyone ever said to you “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on” ?
Have your friends ever suggested you need to get out more?