Are You Cut Out for Morris?

Welcome to your Are You Cut Out for Morris?

Are you awake?

Can you honestly say you've never embarrassed yourself in public?

Do you skip along the street when no-one’s looking (or even when they are)?

Have you got two left feet (or even two feet left)?

Have you got an ear for music, a nose for trouble and a head for heights?

Can you give one good reason why you shouldn’t dance the Morris?

Are you going to delete this page from your browsing history?

Are you aware that a half gyp can give you a whole lot of jip?

Has anyone ever said to you “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on” ?

Have your friends ever suggested you need to get out more?

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